On Tuesday 21st April my main man, Mr. Woo had to be rushed to the eye specialist in South Devon for emergency eye surgery (after several daily trips to our local vet with no sign of improvement and a possible diagnosis of Glaucoma we sought a Specialist opinion). South Devon Referrals treated China when her eye was ripped out in a dog attack by a border collie. (You could say we don’t have a lot of luck with health in our family, depending on which way you look at it).

On Tuesday 21st April my main man, Mr. Woo had to be rushed to the eye specialist in South Devon for emergency eye surgery (after several daily trips to our local vet with no sign of improvement and a possible diagnosis of Glaucoma we sought a Specialist opinion). South Devon Referrals treated China when her eye was ripped out in a dog attack by a border collie. (You could say we don’t have a lot of luck with health in our family, depending on which way you look at it).

On Tuesday 21st April my main man, Mr. Woo had to be rushed to the eye specialist in South Devon for emergency eye surgery (after several daily trips to our local vet with no sign of improvement and a possible diagnosis of Glaucoma we sought a Specialist opinion). South Devon Referrals treated China when her eye was ripped out in a dog attack by a border collie. (You could say we don’t have a lot of luck with health in our family, depending on which way you look at it).

An early start saw me and Dad shoot down past Newton Abbot to the surgery. It felt, clandestine to be crossing the border in Lockdown, even in an emergency. I decided to try and be prepared I packed an industrial-sized box of latex gloves (an amazon bargain) I was frequently the dunce of sewing class so my best effort was a pashmina tied around my face. Flushed in the cheeks and picnic packed we set off. Would we get arrested for ‘fake-away’ KFC in Decoy park whilst Mr. Woo was under the knife?.

We arrived at Decoy Park to take a permissible stroll with Woo (Wu). Ever vigilant, I insisted Dad don a pair of the industrial glove supplies, his large shovel hands shot straight through, the picnic would have to be risky. As we strolled past the scenic pond, the park was eerily quiet, but for the occasional dog walker, their wide birth was often accompanied by a sheepish nod, it was suitably uncomfortably British.ish.

We arrived at Decoy Park to take a permissible stroll with Woo (Wu). Ever vigilant, I insisted Dad don a pair of the industrial glove supplies, his large shovel hands shot straight through, the picnic would have to be risky. As we strolled past the scenic pond, the park was eerily quiet, but for the occasional dog walker, their wide birth was often accompanied by a sheepish nod, it was suitably uncomfortably British.

We drove back to the park for an in-car picnic, pretty peckish as we didn’t have the heart to crack open the nosh in front of Mr. Woo. We cracked open crisps and homemade KFC with a side of the anti-bacterial gel. Imagine It was like being part of some kind of Resistance movement against an invisible enemy. a graft immediately. I gave surgical consent verbally and handed him over thanking the vet who looked like Neil Morrisey profusely, he allied my fears about anesthetic for the love of my life and nodded knowingly as though these were the sorts of utterances he heard many times a day.

We arrived at Decoy Park to take a permissible stroll with Woo (Wu). Ever vigilant, I insisted Dad don a pair of the industrial glove supplies, his large shovel hands shot straight through, sharing a picnic would be risky. As we strolled past the scenic pond, the park was eerily quiet, but for the occasional dog walker, their wide birth was often accompanied by a sheepish nod, it was suitably uncomfortably British. Here is Monsieur Woo in happier times.